Tag: philipp
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August 08, 2008 01:23 PM EDT --
As I am apparently being drafted to run for the nation’s highest office, I thought I should clarify my positions on several key issues.
Unlike most politicians, I like to keep my political . . . more
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April 29, 2007 10:40 AM EDT --
We seem to have landed smack in the middle of the Age of History Correction. The DaVinci Code raised questions about Mary Magdalene, the Gospel of Judas questions whether the world's all-time snitch . . . more
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July 02, 2007 10:57 PM EDT --
"Tiny Republican Scruples would be an excellent name for a rock band."
While I have, on occasion, borrowed certain of Dave Barry's techniques and phrases (crediting . . . more
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August 03, 2007 05:52 PM EDT --
I have a love/hate relationship with inventions. Some I love. Computers, television and Mr. Potato Head are examples. But there are other inventions whose creators I wish . . . more
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August 06, 2007 09:01 AM EDT --
Thank you God for this day.
I pledge to use it well.
Oh, and God, about last Tuesday — it wasn't my fault. See this guy I know ... well, You know all that.
Wednesday, . . . more
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September 19, 2007 06:16 PM EDT --
"Phil, unlike Picasso, another local artist, was extraordinarily generous with his time and his talent."
I am writing this right after I learned Phil Frank had passed on. The . . . more
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September 20, 2007 05:07 PM EDT --
Is it true? This will be the first time?
Yes. You'll be famous, in an infamous sort of way.
Will it hurt?
Given the nature of the operation I would not expect much pain. You will have . . . more
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October 22, 2007 09:04 PM EDT --
Here's a funny video for all you cat people: Wake up call
You'll never sleep with your eyes closed again.
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May 25, 2007 07:51 PM EDT --
"Women tend to keep bathroom things and men tend to keep refrigerator things."
I'm in the process of moving so I've got stuff on the brain. I'm tossing out the stuff I don't . . . more
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June 05, 2007 08:16 PM EDT --
"If you have a grandfather and a father living under the same roof, how do you handle Father's Day?"
June 17th is Father's Day, a pale imitation of Mother's . . . more
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August 27, 2007 08:46 AM EDT --
"Will any woman be able to survive marriage to Dr. Laura's son?"
I have a friend, Barry, who spends time pondering questions that wouldn't even occur . . . more
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October 15, 2007 07:50 AM EDT --
"In the past 2500 years mankind has changed their position on feline divinity. Cats haven't."
Last week I stumbled onto a website called CatAge.com that has a twenty-page questionnaire . . . more
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October 15, 2007 07:59 AM EDT --
"... if your wife wants to clone your mother-in-law ..."
One of the newest members of Sausalito's business mosaic is Genetic Savings and Clone, dedicated . . . more
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October 19, 2007 06:20 PM EDT --
I was sitting in the hammock tossing back a brew the day the snail rebellion began.
The snails were almost to my trailer stairs before I noticed . . . more
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December 16, 2007 04:36 PM EST --
This was forwarded to me:
Judy Wallman, a professional genealogical researcher, discovered that Hillary Clinton's great-great uncle, Remus Rodham, was hanged for horse stealing and train robbery . . . more
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February 10, 2008 11:48 PM EST --
The new week is starting and we here at Writing Essentials: Humor Monday are going to do our best to send you out into the world with a smile on your face and a song in your heart. Well, at least the smile . . . more
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May 26, 2008 05:17 PM EDT --
This Monday the Humor Gang slowed down a little probably because it's
Memorial Day and a holiday — and possibly because I didn't remind them. We are . . . more
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July 02, 2007 01:01 AM EDT --
It's July, 2007. Do you know where your Pet Rock is? I think mine died, but I'm not sure. Even alive, Rolph wasn't much of a conversationalist.
It's . . . more
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August 05, 2007 03:18 PM EDT --
George Carlin does a piece where he advises us that there's a "mysterious and little-known stage of dying, the two-minute warning. Most people are not aware of it, but it does exist. Just as . . . more
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August 13, 2007 10:37 AM EDT --
" … a common misperception women have, based on the flimsy evidence that they have never, ever, heard a man apologize."
Anna Quindlen wrote a column in Newsweek stating . . . more
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