Tag: funny
group name: satisshroff
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August 18, 2008 05:25 AM EDT --
“ Bathroom behavior is an example of inelastic demand. ”
The price of fuel is killing the airlines. They are left with only two choices: “fee-for-all” or “free fall.”
The “fee-for-all” alternative . . . more
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April 29, 2007 10:40 AM EDT --
We seem to have landed smack in the middle of the Age of History Correction. The DaVinci Code raised questions about Mary Magdalene, the Gospel of Judas questions whether the world's all-time snitch . . . more
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July 02, 2007 10:57 PM EDT --
"Tiny Republican Scruples would be an excellent name for a rock band."
While I have, on occasion, borrowed certain of Dave Barry's techniques and phrases (crediting . . . more
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August 03, 2007 05:52 PM EDT --
I have a love/hate relationship with inventions. Some I love. Computers, television and Mr. Potato Head are examples. But there are other inventions whose creators I wish . . . more
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August 06, 2007 09:01 AM EDT --
Thank you God for this day.
I pledge to use it well.
Oh, and God, about last Tuesday — it wasn't my fault. See this guy I know ... well, You know all that.
Wednesday, . . . more
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September 20, 2007 05:07 PM EDT --
Is it true? This will be the first time?
Yes. You'll be famous, in an infamous sort of way.
Will it hurt?
Given the nature of the operation I would not expect much pain. You will have . . . more
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October 22, 2007 09:04 PM EDT --
Here's a funny video for all you cat people: Wake up call
You'll never sleep with your eyes closed again.
more
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June 26, 2007 01:19 PM EDT --
“The cells are too small for a hamster much less a celebutante.”
Los Angeles June 26 After Paris Hilton was released from jail today, federal authorities confirmed rumors that . . . more
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May 15, 2007 07:14 PM EDT --
Recently I lost a contest, and half a large filling, to a piece of butterscotch candy. I was in the theater watching a Julia Roberts movie. There was a scene in her bedroom. That’s when I popped . . . more
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May 25, 2007 07:51 PM EDT --
"Women tend to keep bathroom things and men tend to keep refrigerator things."
I'm in the process of moving so I've got stuff on the brain. I'm tossing out the stuff I don't . . . more
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June 05, 2007 08:16 PM EDT --
"If you have a grandfather and a father living under the same roof, how do you handle Father's Day?"
June 17th is Father's Day, a pale imitation of Mother's . . . more
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March 31, 2008 03:09 PM EDT --
Another bountiful day on Humor Monday - twenty plus of articles to tickle your funny bone.
WARNING: Reading ALL these humor articles at one sitting . . . more
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April 01, 2008 09:52 AM EDT --
After posting Writing Essentials: Humor Monday Update 3/31 the humor kept flowing in. I'm adding some of those here so they don't get missed by you who read the last Update and . . . more
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August 27, 2007 08:46 AM EDT --
"Will any woman be able to survive marriage to Dr. Laura's son?"
I have a friend, Barry, who spends time pondering questions that wouldn't even occur . . . more
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October 15, 2007 07:50 AM EDT --
"In the past 2500 years mankind has changed their position on feline divinity. Cats haven't."
Last week I stumbled onto a website called CatAge.com that has a twenty-page questionnaire . . . more
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October 15, 2007 07:59 AM EDT --
"... if your wife wants to clone your mother-in-law ..."
One of the newest members of Sausalito's business mosaic is Genetic Savings and Clone, dedicated . . . more
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March 10, 2008 06:31 PM EDT --
It's been quite a day on Humor Monday. Here's a sampling of some of the fine, funny writing:
TODAY'S FEATURED ARTICLES
Life Cycle of a Poem: A Day and a Half's . . . more
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May 26, 2008 05:17 PM EDT --
This Monday the Humor Gang slowed down a little probably because it's
Memorial Day and a holiday — and possibly because I didn't remind them. We are . . . more
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May 18, 2007 07:47 AM EDT --
"It's nothing I haven't already seen … or wouldn't pay $20 to see again."
A number of alert readers pointed out that I raised the question last week about what to look . . . more
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May 27, 2007 01:20 PM EDT --
It's been awhile since I've written about my cat, Ashes. That's because we're in court and my lawyer advised me to … what's the legal term? … SHUT UP!
I find myself . . . more
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